Thursday, May 12, 2005
-Tom and Jerry cartoons
-People who have every single type of lawn decoration ever invented--pinwheels, a big ceramic sun with a human face, the wooden cutout of an old lady bending over, etc.
-Relish in a squeeze bottle
-People who buy jeans that are already all worn and ripped
-Little kids who say, "Get off MY property!"
-People who say, "I heart _____." Really lame. Just say love.
-Those giant knotty dog bones that make a dog's breath smell.
-That little key to the left of the 1 button on a keyboard that has two punctuation marks that are never used by anyone ever. That has to be the least pressed key of all time.
-People who have every single type of lawn decoration ever invented--pinwheels, a big ceramic sun with a human face, the wooden cutout of an old lady bending over, etc.
-Relish in a squeeze bottle
-People who buy jeans that are already all worn and ripped
-Little kids who say, "Get off MY property!"
-People who say, "I heart _____." Really lame. Just say love.
-Those giant knotty dog bones that make a dog's breath smell.
-That little key to the left of the 1 button on a keyboard that has two punctuation marks that are never used by anyone ever. That has to be the least pressed key of all time.
# posted by Dave @ 1:18 PM 
Comments:
<< Home
I have a neighbor who has every imaginable yard decoration gracing her landscaping. She even has bowling balls painted white that have faces painted on them so it looks like a Barbershop quartet. One day I glanced out the window to see a black bowling ball with big pink lips and a stocking cap. My husband is black. We got a huge chuckle out of that one.
Post a Comment
<< Home
